- Me: Nice shoes. Her: I have a boyfriend. Me: I’m gay. Her: You really like my boots? I got them at blah blah blah. Let’s hang out sometime! #
- Why do so many people try and make meaning out of random nonsense? #
- My friend Sammy got me a “golden circle” VIP ticket to the Madonna concert in Barcelona tonight! First Kylie, now Madonna! Wow!!! #
- I didn’t leave my apartment one time today, which is kind of depressing. #
- My August resolution is to get more rejections. Inspired by this article: http://tr.im/taXa. I’ll keep count and report at the end of Aug. #
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