I created this list based on things I’ve noticed myself doing, along with things I’ve noticed friends doing (sad, eh). What items have you noticed yourself doing?

1. Post photos of yourself with hot people to attract new hot “friends”.
2. Accept friend requests by random people only if they’re hot.
3. Never accept a friend request by an ugly person. Never.
4. Use your status updates to show how fabulous/fun/witty you are.
5. Ditto for the “About Me” section.
6. Immediately untag all unflattering photos of yourself.
7. Add a faux vintage look to all photos you post.
8. Never send a friend request within 24 hours of meeting someone. Never. It looks too needy.
9. Constantly remind people how “busy” you are. You’ll look more important and come across as less available.
10. Never post more than 1 status update per day. (see above)