I created this list based on things I’ve noticed myself doing, along with things I’ve noticed friends doing (sad, eh). What items have you noticed yourself doing?
- Post photos of yourself with hot people to attract new hot “friends”.
- Accept friend requests by random people only if they’re hot.
- Never accept a friend request by an ugly person. Never.
- Use your status updates to show how fabulous/fun/witty you are.
- Ditto for the “About Me” section.
- Immediately untag all unflattering photos of yourself.
- Add a faux vintage look to all photos you post.
- Never send a friend request within 24 hours of meeting someone. Never. It looks too needy.
- Constantly remind people how “busy” you are. You’ll look more important and come across as less available.
- Never post more than 1 status update per day. (see above)



